6 Things To Do While Caught in 6th of October Traffic
- 1. Contemplate if Elissa got a recent nose job.
- 2. Read about Mubarak's Eurotrip in the newspaper of the guy next car.
- 3. Treat yourself to an M&M everytime the guys at Nile FM (or Nogom FM) make a joke that makes jumping off the bridge a favorable idea.
- 4. Behold the early-morning-beauty of Egyptian girls (dopey, messy, uncut!)
- 5. Try to form complete sentences out of random bumper stickers on pickup trucks, and mini-buses.
- 6. Work on your breath holding record by getting your glass down and trying to survive Cairo's 'brilliant' air.