Now, This is Up There!!
A media watchdog in the UK banned an ad for World Vision because it, get this, "offends football" (I guess now "offending the president" seems much more credible) by comparing the money spent on the English team in the world cup (GBP49m), with the money an average child in Africa gets (60p)!
Using this rationale, I think Zamalek should be banned for paying Euro 1.7m for Locomotive's Amr Zaki. It is offending to anybody who understand anything about football!