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I'm not really sure that you saw this coming, but I'd like to talk today about sexual dysfunction. Yup, that's what you've heard. (A note though: the fact that I'm writing about sexual dysfunction early in the morning is really inconsequential...just don't jump to any conclusions!)
Here is the thing: I spend around 3-4 hours driving everyday, during which I listen to a particular "sexual performance medicine" ad around 90-120 times. It is played ALOT!
Now, I'm not the world's foremost expert on sexual impotence (again, means absolutely nothing!) but I guess that being reminded every 30 minutes that "70% of marriages fail because of man's sexual incompetence", or that "50% of men above 40 have sexual problems" isn't really good for your "performance". As if that wasn't enough, a recent ad they ran suggests that blood pressure medications can affect your performance, but then in a footnote sort of way they say that it is, you know, not appropriate to stop taking your blood pressure medications! "Not appropriate"!!
The funny thing about these ads is that the medicine name is never mentioned. Apparently there are laws in Egypt against that. Now, picture somebody who was really persuaded by this ad; what should he do? He can go ask his doctor about this magic pill. That would be priceless:
Impotent: doctor...I have been having some troubles lately..
Dr: what kind of trouble?
Impotent: you know....those kinds of troubles
Dr: [understanding] ah...ok...I can prescribe you some Viagra..
Impotent: I don't know...why don't we try the 36 hours thing?
Dr: [freaked out] 36 HOURS??!! what in God's name would you do in 36 hours??
Impotent: you know...stuff!
At this point the doctor calls the police suspecting that his patient is some sort of a serial rapist!

But don't despair...I have an alternative solution (inspired by the movie "ُEl-Nom Fel Assal"). Every time you hear this radio ad, take a deep breath and say with all conviction: "I'm not a wimp...I'm the man...I can do it...I can do it" 3 times, and I can promise you that absolutely nothing would happen!

Let the insanity begin!!

4 Comments:

celestera wohooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!1

I love how they bleep the word el gensy from el da3f el gensy. it's a melli second bleeb. el da3f el G*nsy. hehe

By The Sandmonkey, at February 17, 2006 1:36 PM

they don't!
they do? never noticed!

By TB, at February 17, 2006 6:17 PM

I have a friend who is a pharmacist who related to me a viagra incident. This guy comes up to him and offers him $50US for a Viagra 'sample'. So the pharmacist says, "why don't you just go to the doctor and get a prescription?" The guy say, "I normally don't need it, but I meet a stewardess on the flight home last night and she is bringing over two of her friends this afternoon and there isn't time to see the doc, plus I don't need it all the time. Whith 3 stewardesses I would like to be prepared." So the pharmasict say, 'wellll, OK'
So the next morning the guy comes back in and the pharmacist sees him picking up a Jar of Heat. He rushes over and says 'Dude, you don't even want to put that on your penis.'
The guy says, "it's not for my penis, the stewardesses never showed, it's for my elbow."

Stehpinkeln

By Anonymous, at February 17, 2006 8:02 PM